Dear Mr. 'X' Sparks

You can't be real. Is this an elaborate joke or performance art piece?

If by some chance your charade is real, you're a fool and a fake.


The Internet

PS - Mr. Ryan X Edge, your parents must be bummed that your following this guy around and copied him with the squiggles on your face. My friend, I imagine you're going to have to get a job at some point. Let's start planning.

PS PS - have you even heard Judge or Earth Crisis? I think they would both be really bummed to see your face. (Figuratively and literally)

PS PS PS - Two watches?

PS PS PS PS - When you're at Thanksgiving do you still talk like a retard?
"Hey Crybaby - pass that *swag* turkey"